why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
he looks at
when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn
unlikely things to read in the bible
There will never be a time where I wont reblog this
bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE
my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous
he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool
I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true
WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”
United States, Canada,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Honduras, Guyana, and still;
and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden,
and Iceland, and Finland,
and Germany now one piece;
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There’s Syria, Lebanon,
both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
then Bangladesh, Asia,
and China, Korea, Japan.
and Tibet, Indonesia,
the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea,
Sumatra, New Zealand,
then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algier;
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!
Omg thank u
THIS IS MY 17,000TH POST FOR A REASON
I learned this song all by myself last year, and I bought a world map and I sing to it while I point out the countries. BOO-YEAH
I will reblog this, every time it’s on my dash.
Fun fact! Rob Paulsen (Yakko’s voice actor) still knows this song by heart and will sing it when asked.
sounds like yzma learning geography
Just look at the way her eyes flick to his mouth. Just look at it. Just look at the way he’s looking at her, and you know what she’s wanting and what she’s thinking, and he’s right there with her. If he hadn’t needed to save the world, this was the moment he realised he wanted to live again, while he’d been running on pure grief and wrath after Bucky’s fall.
And this is the second after she’s saved his life. He was the trapped Damsel in Distress, and she blew a guy to pieces to save him with a fricking machine gun. And that turns him on like no one’s business.
This is seriously a massive moment of him realising that yes, he is pleased to be alive and yes, there is someone there who is watching his back just like Bucky did. And he would have had her up against the nearest wall in a heartbeat.
Steve has a type: people who are capable, attractive brunettes who have saved his ass more times than he cares to count.
And my personal favorite:
Popcorn guy is my favorite.
okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT
I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.
I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!
Get it because it’s a CELL WALL
oh my god